Here’s the Dirt…A Few Valentine Funnies!

These all have a little more “punch” when spoken with a southern, country twang…
(or as I would normally speak…and yes, they were all composed my me)

The older you get, the highter your hair,
Just that hint of blue…makes all the men stare.

Sugar Pie, Sweet Pea, Snookums, Honey,
I make the dough…and you spend my money.

I like my beer, and you like your pies,
I’ve got this belly…and you’ve got those thighs.

Does this make me look skinny?
Does this make me look fat?
Honey, you better think twice…before answering that.

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